Funny-Farm
Rittberg 6, 56767 Sassen, Germany – Excellent location - show map
Funny-Farm
Featuring garden views, Funny-Farm provides accommodation with patio, around 12 km from Nuerburgring. This property offers access to a terrace, table tennis, free private parking and free WiFi. The farm stay features family rooms as well as facilities for disabled guests. All units comprise a seating area with a sofa, a dining area, and a fully equipped kitchen with various cooking facilities, including an oven, a toaster, a fridge and a stovetop. The farm stay offers certain units that feature mountain views, and each unit comes with a private bathroom and a wardrobe. At the farm stay, every unit includes bed linen and towels. As an added convenience, the farm stay offers packed lunches for guests to bring on excursions and other trips off-property. You can play darts at Funny-Farm, and the area is popular for hiking and walking tours. Guests can also warm themselves near outdoor fireplace after a day of cycling. Cochem Castle is 31 km from the accommodation, while Castle Eltz is 47 km away. The nearest airport is Frankfurt-Hahn Airport, 65 km from Funny-Farm.
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- Free parking
- Free WiFi
- Non-smoking rooms
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Family rooms
- Tea/coffee maker in all rooms
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Guests who stayed here loved
- NicoleGermany“Richtig tolles Ambiente! Tolle Gastgeberin, tolle Tiere (Paulchen war ein wunderbares Begrüßungskomitee) und schöne Unterkunft. Sehr herzliches, familiäres Umfeld”
- StefanGermany“Total freundliche Gastgeberin. Man hat sich jeder Zeit sehr willkommen gefühlt.”
- CChristinaGermany“Wir hatten 3 schöne Tag bei Ute, auch wenn das Wetter am Anfang nicht mitgespielt hat. Es gibt viele Möglichkeiten, auch bei schlechtem Wetter etwas tolles zu unternehmen. Ute hat immer einen Tipp. Danke Ute für deine herzliche Art. Es hat uns...”
- AchimGermany“Super freundlich, schöner Tierkontakt, toller Ausritt”
- KathrinGermany“Es war wieder ein wunderschöner Aufenthalt. Zu Ute auf die Funny Farm kommen, fühlt sich immer ein bisschen wie nach Hause kommen an❤️ Ein mit ganz viel Herzblut geführter Hof mitten in der Natur, mit vielen lieben Tieren und einer unschlagbar...”
- MichaelGermany“liebevoll eingerichtet, schlicht einfach mit klasse Ausblick”
- KlausGermany“Super-nette Gastgeberin, wundervolle Tiere auf und abseits der Farm, schönes Wetter, tolle Gegend”
- AlexanderGermany“Ute ist eine super liebe Gastgeberin, Farm liegt mitten in der Natur, viele Tiere, Erlebnis für Kinder”
- VerenaGermany“Rundum ein toller Familienurlaub; unser 5 Jähriger Sohn hatte riesen Spaß... Und Mama und Papa konnten auch einmal die Seele baumeln lassen. Super Ausgangspunkt für Tagesausflüge in die Umgebung!”
- Mateo67France“La gentillesse de la propriétaire, la proximité des animaux, le calme et l’environnement, le chalet et son ambiance cosy, la ballade en quad… Séjour adapté aux familles avec des enfants, un endroit qui sort de l’ordinaire et ça fait du bien 😀”
Quality rating
Property surroundings
Facilities of Funny-FarmGreat facilities! Review score, 8.9
- Free parking
- Free WiFi
- Non-smoking rooms
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Family rooms
- Tea/coffee maker in all rooms
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- Towels/sheets (extra fee)
- Bath or shower
- Private bathroom
- Toilet
- Hairdryer
- Shower
- Linen
- Wardrobe or closet
- Garden view
- View
- Outdoor fireplace
- Picnic area
- Outdoor furniture
- Outdoor dining area
- Sun terrace
- Barbecue
- BBQ facilities
- Patio
- Terrace
- Garden
- Shared kitchen
- Dining table
- Coffee machine
- Toaster
- Stovetop
- Oven
- Kitchenware
- Electric kettle
- Kitchen
- Refrigerator
- Kitchenette
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa bed
- Clothes rack
- Live sport events (broadcast)Off-site
- Live music/performanceOff-site
- Tour or class about local cultureAdditional charge
- Bike tours
- Walking tours
- Badminton equipment
- Entertainment staff
- Mini golfAdditional charge
- SquashAdditional chargeOff-site
- Horse ridingAdditional charge
- BowlingAdditional chargeOff-site
- Cycling
- Hiking
- Darts
- Table tennis
- BilliardsAdditional charge
- Children's playground
- Games room
- FishingAdditional chargeOff-site
- Tennis courtAdditional chargeOff-site
- Dining area
- Sofa
- Seating Area
- CD player
- Radio
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Street parking
- Accessible parking
- Invoice provided
- Private check-in/check-out
- Luggage storage
- Tour desk
- Express check-in/check-out
- 24-hour front desk
- Board games/puzzles
- Babysitting/child servicesAdditional charge
- Fire extinguishers
- Smoke alarms
- Key access
- Shuttle serviceAdditional charge
- Pet bowls
- Designated smoking area
- Non-smoking throughout
- Heating
- Private entrance
- Packed lunches
- Chapel/shrine
- Family rooms
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Non-smoking rooms
- Wheelchair accessible
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Sun loungers or beach chairs
- Hot tub/Jacuzzi
- German
- English
House rulesFunny-Farm takes special requests - add in the next step!
Child policies
Children of any age are welcome.
To see correct prices and occupancy information, please add the number of children in your group and their ages to your search.
Cot and extra bed policies
Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.
The fine printNeed-to-know information for guests at this property
Pets are allowed upon request for a surcharge of EUR 5.00 per pet per night. Horses are also allowed upon request for a surcharge or EUR 10.00 per horse per night.
Please inform Funny-Farm in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.
FAQs about Funny-Farm
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The prices at Funny-Farm may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates you select, hotel's policy etc.). See the prices by entering your dates.
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Funny-Farm is 700 yards from the centre of Sassen. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.
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Yes, there is a hot tub. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at Funny-Farm on this page.
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Room options at Funny-Farm include:
- Holiday Home
- Mobile Home
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Check-in at Funny-Farm is from 15:00, and check-out is until 11:00.
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Funny-Farm offers the following activities / services (charges may apply):
- Hot tub/Jacuzzi
- Cycling
- Hiking
- Children's playground
- Billiards
- Bowling
- Games room
- Table tennis
- Tennis court
- Fishing
- Mini golf
- Darts
- Squash
- Tour or class about local culture
- Entertainment staff
- Live sport events (broadcast)
- Horse riding
- Walking tours
- Badminton equipment
- Live music/performance
- Bike tours