Funny-Farm
Funny-Farm
Featuring garden views, Funny-Farm provides accommodation with patio, around 12 km from Nuerburgring. This property offers access to a terrace, table tennis, free private parking and free WiFi. The farm stay features family rooms as well as facilities for disabled guests. All units comprise a seating area with a sofa, a dining area, and a fully equipped kitchen with various cooking facilities, including an oven, a toaster, a fridge and a stovetop. The farm stay offers certain units that feature mountain views, and each unit comes with a private bathroom and a wardrobe. At the farm stay, every unit includes bed linen and towels. As an added convenience, the farm stay offers packed lunches for guests to bring on excursions and other trips off-property. You can play darts at Funny-Farm, and the area is popular for hiking and walking tours. Guests can also warm themselves near outdoor fireplace after a day of cycling. Cochem Castle is 31 km from the accommodation, while Castle Eltz is 47 km away. Frankfurt-Hahn Airport is 65 km from the property.
Distance in property description is calculated using © OpenStreetMap
Most popular facilities
- Free parking
- Free WiFi
- Non-smoking rooms
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Family rooms
- Tea/coffee maker in all rooms
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Guests who stayed here loved
Therese
Netherlands“Zeer vriendelijke eigenaresse, niks was te veel en alles kan en mag.. Leuke activiteiten zoals wandelen met de dieren, een hele bijzondere leuke ervaring...”- Bremmer Netherlands“We hebben enorm genoten! Ute is geweldig! De wandelingen met de dieren en quad rijden waren echt heel leuk.”
Nicole
Germany“Richtig tolles Ambiente! Tolle Gastgeberin, tolle Tiere (Paulchen war ein wunderbares Begrüßungskomitee) und schöne Unterkunft. Sehr herzliches, familiäres Umfeld”
Stefan Germany“Total freundliche Gastgeberin. Man hat sich jeder Zeit sehr willkommen gefühlt.”- CChristina Germany“Wir hatten 3 schöne Tag bei Ute, auch wenn das Wetter am Anfang nicht mitgespielt hat. Es gibt viele Möglichkeiten, auch bei schlechtem Wetter etwas tolles zu unternehmen. Ute hat immer einen Tipp. Danke Ute für deine herzliche Art. Es hat uns...”
Achim Germany“Super freundlich, schöner Tierkontakt, toller Ausritt”
Kathrin Germany“Es war wieder ein wunderschöner Aufenthalt. Zu Ute auf die Funny Farm kommen, fühlt sich immer ein bisschen wie nach Hause kommen an❤️ Ein mit ganz viel Herzblut geführter Hof mitten in der Natur, mit vielen lieben Tieren und einer unschlagbar...”
Michael Germany“liebevoll eingerichtet, schlicht einfach mit klasse Ausblick”- Klaus Germany“Super-nette Gastgeberin, wundervolle Tiere auf und abseits der Farm, schönes Wetter, tolle Gegend”
- Alexander Germany“Ute ist eine super liebe Gastgeberin, Farm liegt mitten in der Natur, viele Tiere, Erlebnis für Kinder”
Quality rating
Property surroundings
Facilities of Funny-FarmGreat facilities! Review score, 9.6
Most popular facilities
- Free parking
- Free WiFi
- Non-smoking rooms
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Family rooms
- Tea/coffee maker in all rooms
Bathroom
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- Towels/sheets (extra fee)
- Bath or shower
- Private bathroom
- Toilet
- Hairdryer
- Shower
Bedroom
- Linen
- Wardrobe or closet
View
- Garden view
- View
Outdoors
- Outdoor fireplace
- Picnic area
- Outdoor furniture
- Outdoor dining area
- Sun terrace
- Barbecue
- BBQ facilities
- Patio
- Terrace
- Garden
Kitchen
- Shared kitchen
- Dining table
- Coffee machine
- Toaster
- Stovetop
- Oven
- Kitchenware
- Electric kettle
- Kitchen
- Refrigerator
- Kitchenette
Room Amenities
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa bed
- Clothes rack
PetsPets are allowed. Charges may be applicable.
Activities
- Live sport events (broadcast)Off-site
- Live music/performanceOff-site
- Tour or class about local cultureAdditional charge
- Bike tours
- Walking tours
- Badminton equipment
- Entertainment staff
- Mini golfAdditional charge
- SquashAdditional chargeOff-site
- Horse ridingAdditional charge
- BowlingAdditional chargeOff-site
- Cycling
- Hiking
- Darts
- Table tennis
- BilliardsAdditional charge
- Children's playground
- Games room
- FishingAdditional chargeOff-site
- Tennis courtAdditional chargeOff-site
Living Area
- Dining area
- Sofa
- Seating Area
Media & Technology
- CD player
- Radio
Food & Drink
- Tea/Coffee maker
InternetWiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
ParkingFree private parking is possible on site (reservation is not needed).
- Street parking
- Accessible parking
Reception services
- Invoice provided
- Private check-in/check-out
- Luggage storage
- Tour desk
- Express check-in/check-out
- 24-hour front desk
Entertainment and family services
- Board games/puzzles
- Babysitting/child servicesAdditional charge
Safety & security
- Fire extinguishers
- Smoke alarms
- Key access
General
- Shuttle serviceAdditional charge
- Pet bowls
- Designated smoking area
- Non-smoking throughout
- Heating
- Private entrance
- Packed lunches
- Chapel/shrine
- Family rooms
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Non-smoking rooms
Accessibility
- Wheelchair accessible
- Entire unit located on ground floor
Wellness
- Sun loungers or beach chairs
- Hot tub/Jacuzzi
Languages spoken
- German
- English
House rulesFunny-Farm takes special requests - add in the next step!
Child policies
Children of any age are welcome.
To see correct prices and occupancy information, please add the number of children in your group and their ages to your search.
Cot and extra bed policies
Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.
The fine printNeed-to-know information for guests at this property
Pets are allowed upon request for a surcharge of EUR 5.00 per pet per night. Horses are also allowed upon request for a surcharge or EUR 10.00 per horse per night.
Please inform Funny-Farm in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.
FAQs about Funny-Farm
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Funny-Farm offers the following activities / services (charges may apply):
- Hot tub/Jacuzzi
- Cycling
- Hiking
- Children's playground
- Billiards
- Bowling
- Games room
- Table tennis
- Tennis court
- Fishing
- Mini golf
- Darts
- Squash
- Tour or class about local culture
- Entertainment staff
- Live sport events (broadcast)
- Horse riding
- Walking tours
- Badminton equipment
- Live music/performance
- Bike tours
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The prices at Funny-Farm may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates you select, hotel's policy etc.). See the prices by entering your dates.
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Yes, there is a hot tub. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at Funny-Farm on this page.
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Room options at Funny-Farm include:
- Holiday Home
- Mobile Home
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Check-in at Funny-Farm is from 15:00, and check-out is until 11:00.
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Funny-Farm is 700 yards from the centre of Sassen. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.
