Featuring garden views, Funny-Farm provides accommodation with patio, around 12 km from Nuerburgring. This property offers access to a terrace, table tennis, free private parking and free WiFi. The farm stay features family rooms as well as facilities for disabled guests. All units comprise a seating area with a sofa, a dining area, and a fully equipped kitchen with various cooking facilities, including an oven, a toaster, a fridge and a stovetop. The farm stay offers certain units that feature mountain views, and each unit comes with a private bathroom and a wardrobe. At the farm stay, every unit includes bed linen and towels. As an added convenience, the farm stay offers packed lunches for guests to bring on excursions and other trips off-property. You can play darts at Funny-Farm, and the area is popular for hiking and walking tours. Guests can also warm themselves near outdoor fireplace after a day of cycling. Cochem Castle is 31 km from the accommodation, while Castle Eltz is 47 km away. The nearest airport is Frankfurt-Hahn Airport, 65 km from Funny-Farm.

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Property highlights

Top location: Highly rated by recent guests (9.5)

Free private parking available on-site


Availability

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Room type
Number of guests
 
Bedroom :
1 large double bed
Living room:
1 sofa bed
Bedroom 1:
2 single beds
Bedroom 2:
1 double bed
Living room:
1 sofa bed
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Guest reviews

Categories:

Staff
10
Facilities
8.9
Cleanliness
8.6
Comfort
8.3
Value for money
9.4
Location
9.5
Free WiFi
8.8
High score for Sassen
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Guests who stayed here loved

  • Nicole
    Germany Germany
    Richtig tolles Ambiente! Tolle Gastgeberin, tolle Tiere (Paulchen war ein wunderbares Begrüßungskomitee) und schöne Unterkunft. Sehr herzliches, familiäres Umfeld
  • Stefan
    Germany Germany
    Total freundliche Gastgeberin. Man hat sich jeder Zeit sehr willkommen gefühlt.
  • C
    Christina
    Germany Germany
    Wir hatten 3 schöne Tag bei Ute, auch wenn das Wetter am Anfang nicht mitgespielt hat. Es gibt viele Möglichkeiten, auch bei schlechtem Wetter etwas tolles zu unternehmen. Ute hat immer einen Tipp. Danke Ute für deine herzliche Art. Es hat uns...
  • Achim
    Germany Germany
    Super freundlich, schöner Tierkontakt, toller Ausritt
  • Kathrin
    Germany Germany
    Es war wieder ein wunderschöner Aufenthalt. Zu Ute auf die Funny Farm kommen, fühlt sich immer ein bisschen wie nach Hause kommen an❤️ Ein mit ganz viel Herzblut geführter Hof mitten in der Natur, mit vielen lieben Tieren und einer unschlagbar...
  • Michael
    Germany Germany
    liebevoll eingerichtet, schlicht einfach mit klasse Ausblick
  • Klaus
    Germany Germany
    Super-nette Gastgeberin, wundervolle Tiere auf und abseits der Farm, schönes Wetter, tolle Gegend
  • Alexander
    Germany Germany
    Ute ist eine super liebe Gastgeberin, Farm liegt mitten in der Natur, viele Tiere, Erlebnis für Kinder
  • Verena
    Germany Germany
    Rundum ein toller Familienurlaub; unser 5 Jähriger Sohn hatte riesen Spaß... Und Mama und Papa konnten auch einmal die Seele baumeln lassen. Super Ausgangspunkt für Tagesausflüge in die Umgebung!
  • Mateo67
    France France
    La gentillesse de la propriétaire, la proximité des animaux, le calme et l’environnement, le chalet et son ambiance cosy, la ballade en quad… Séjour adapté aux familles avec des enfants, un endroit qui sort de l’ordinaire et ça fait du bien 😀

Quality rating

Booking.com rated the quality of this property as 3 out of 5 based on factors such as facilities, size, location and services provided.

Property surroundings

Facilities of Funny-Farm
Great facilities! Review score, 8.9

Most popular facilities
  • Free parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Family rooms
  • Tea/coffee maker in all rooms
Bathroom
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels
  • Towels/sheets (extra fee)
  • Bath or shower
  • Private bathroom
  • Toilet
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower
Bedroom
  • Linen
  • Wardrobe or closet
View
  • Garden view
  • View
Outdoors
  • Outdoor fireplace
  • Picnic area
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Outdoor dining area
  • Sun terrace
  • Barbecue
  • BBQ facilities
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden
Kitchen
  • Shared kitchen
  • Dining table
  • Coffee machine
  • Toaster
  • Stovetop
  • Oven
  • Kitchenware
  • Electric kettle
  • Kitchen
  • Refrigerator
  • Kitchenette
Room Amenities
  • Socket near the bed
  • Sofa bed
  • Clothes rack
Pets
Pets are allowed. Charges may be applicable.
Activities
  • Live sport events (broadcast)
    Off-site
  • Live music/performance
    Off-site
  • Tour or class about local culture
    Additional charge
  • Bike tours
  • Walking tours
  • Badminton equipment
  • Entertainment staff
  • Mini golf
    Additional charge
  • Squash
    Additional chargeOff-site
  • Horse riding
    Additional charge
  • Bowling
    Additional chargeOff-site
  • Cycling
  • Hiking
  • Darts
  • Table tennis
  • Billiards
    Additional charge
  • Children's playground
  • Games room
  • Fishing
    Additional chargeOff-site
  • Tennis court
    Additional chargeOff-site
Living Area
  • Dining area
  • Sofa
  • Seating Area
Media & Technology
  • CD player
  • Radio
Food & Drink
  • Tea/Coffee maker
Internet
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Parking
Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is not needed).
  • Street parking
  • Accessible parking
Reception services
  • Invoice provided
  • Private check-in/check-out
  • Luggage storage
  • Tour desk
  • Express check-in/check-out
  • 24-hour front desk
Entertainment and family services
  • Board games/puzzles
  • Babysitting/child services
    Additional charge
Safety & security
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Smoke alarms
  • Key access
General
  • Shuttle service
    Additional charge
  • Pet bowls
  • Designated smoking area
  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Heating
  • Private entrance
  • Packed lunches
  • Chapel/shrine
  • Family rooms
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Non-smoking rooms
Accessibility
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Entire unit located on ground floor
Wellness
  • Sun loungers or beach chairs
  • Hot tub/Jacuzzi
Languages spoken
  • German
  • English

House rules
Funny-Farm takes special requests - add in the next step!

Check-in
From 15:00 to 00:00
You'll need to let the property know in advance what time you'll arrive.
Check-out
From 05:00 to 11:00
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check the conditions of your required option.
Children and beds

Child policies

Children of any age are welcome.

To see correct prices and occupancy information, please add the number of children in your group and their ages to your search.

Cot and extra bed policies

Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.

No age restriction
There is no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are allowed. Charges may be applicable.
Cash only
This property only accepts cash payments.
Smoking
Smoking is not allowed.

The fine print
Need-to-know information for guests at this property

Pets are allowed upon request for a surcharge of EUR 5.00 per pet per night. Horses are also allowed upon request for a surcharge or EUR 10.00 per horse per night.

Please inform Funny-Farm in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

FAQs about Funny-Farm

  • The prices at Funny-Farm may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates you select, hotel's policy etc.). See the prices by entering your dates.

  • Funny-Farm is 700 yards from the centre of Sassen. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.

  • Yes, there is a hot tub. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at Funny-Farm on this page.

  • Room options at Funny-Farm include:

    • Holiday Home
    • Mobile Home
  • Check-in at Funny-Farm is from 15:00, and check-out is until 11:00.

  • Funny-Farm offers the following activities / services (charges may apply):

    • Hot tub/Jacuzzi
    • Cycling
    • Hiking
    • Children's playground
    • Billiards
    • Bowling
    • Games room
    • Table tennis
    • Tennis court
    • Fishing
    • Mini golf
    • Darts
    • Squash
    • Tour or class about local culture
    • Entertainment staff
    • Live sport events (broadcast)
    • Horse riding
    • Walking tours
    • Badminton equipment
    • Live music/performance
    • Bike tours