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Located in Blenheim, The Jolly Poacher Retreat features accommodations with an outdoor pool, free WiFi, free bikes and a bar. A continental breakfast is available each morning at the bed and breakfast. A garden and a barbecue are offered at The Jolly Poacher Retreat. Wither Hills is 8.1 mi from the property. The nearest airport is Marlborough, 9.3 mi from The Jolly Poacher Retreat, and the property offers a paid airport shuttle service.

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 9.8 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

Top Location: Highly rated by recent guests (9.7)

Breakfast Info

Continental, Breakfast to go

Free Private Parking Available On Site


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Room Type
Number of guests
 
2 twin beds
and
1 king bed
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Guest reviews

Categories:

Staff
10.0
Facilities
9.7
Cleanliness
9.8
Comfort
9.9
Value for money
9.7
Location
9.7
Free Wifi
9.2
High score for Blenheim
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Guests who stayed here loved

  • Murray
    United States of America United States of America
    Charming. Dave & Hellie could not have been nicer or more accommodating. Ask Dave to show you his Man Cave 😀
  • Klaus
    Thailand Thailand
    Amazingly warm and hospitable hosts! Opening their home to us like good old friends. Very kind & generous. The cottage is very well appointed and features an incredibly well excited theme of “Fishing 🎣”
  • Debbie
    Canada Canada
    Everything…The cabin was spacious and well finished; the bedding was comfortable; super clean; quiet; great vibes from all the birds and livestock (sheep out the window, chickens and a young heifer down the drive, quails wandering by in the...
  • Oral
    Singapore Singapore
    My wife and I recently stayed and we were treated like old friends, The cottage was excellent, and the hosts were extremely welcoming and thoughtful. We were on a one month drive around both North and South Islands, and this was one of the...
  • Ellen
    Canada Canada
    The hosts are very available, knowledgeable about the area and friendly. The property was quiet and lovely to relax in. The cabin was very clean and very well appointed. We booked their electric bikes for a day to ride over to some cellar...
  • Efstratios
    United States of America United States of America
    farm animals, trees and flowers, quiet, good proximity to town, detailed themed decoration, nice facilities
  • Sandy
    United States of America United States of America
    Beautiful and peaceful retreat near Blenheim and the Marlborough Wine Country! Friendly and attentive hosts!
  • Colin
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Picturesque location in trees with beautiful rose garden adjacent. Fisherman’s theme in our hut. Sparklingly clean and well appointed. Hosts could not have been kinder. Able to use swimming pool at main house.
  • Aakanksha
    New Zealand New Zealand
    Love the serenity and couldn’t stop admiring well manicured gardens. The cottage had so much attention to detail and the decor was out of this world . The breakfast was so delicious and beautifully presented. Love the hosts and would highly...
  • Wei
    New Zealand New Zealand
    I liked the welly decorated room, the size and comfort of the bed and the location of the cottage was quiet and peaceful. The breakfast was delicious and the staff are very helpful and kind. Overall, the cottage was great!

Hosted by Dave & Helly

10
10
Host Review Score
Host Review Score
Dave & Helly
We are on a 5 acre property with many trees, beautiful flower gardens & vegetable/fruit trees providing fresh in season produce.We also have our own organic free range Hens/eggs & sheep/lamb & Beef running in the paddock beside your cottage. Dave’s man cave is a WOW factor for the guys a must to see plus many more attractions around this property.Until we meet again…Safe Travels💜
We LOVE People and promise YOU to make your stay a memorable one…check out reviews on TripAdvisor.
Quiet peaceful …minutes to everywhere….relaxing….tranquil.We will point you in the right direction to what you Must see.
Language spoken: English

Area info

Amenities of The Jolly Poacher Retreat
Great facilities! Review score, 9.7

Most popular amenities
  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Free parking
  • Free Wifi
  • Family rooms
  • Airport shuttle
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Tea/Coffee Maker in All Rooms
  • Bar
  • Breakfast
Bathroom
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Shared toilet
  • Private Bathroom
  • Toilet
  • Free toiletries
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower
Bedroom
  • Linens
  • Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)
View
  • Garden view
  • View
Outdoors
  • Outdoor fireplace
  • Picnic area
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Outdoor dining area
  • Barbecue
  • BBQ facilities
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden
Kitchen
  • Dining table
  • Coffee machine
  • Cleaning products
  • Toaster
  • Dryer
  • Kitchenware
  • Electric kettle
  • Washing machine
  • Microwave
  • Refrigerator
  • Kitchenette
Room Amenities
  • Socket near the bed
  • Clothes rack
Pets
Pets are allowed on request. No extra charges.
Activities
  • Bicycle rental
  • Horseback riding
    Off-site
  • Cycling
    Off-site
  • Darts
  • Pool table
  • Playground
  • Game room
  • Fishing
    Off-site
  • Golf course (within 2 miles)
Living Area
  • Dining area
  • Sofa
  • Sitting area
Media & Technology
  • Flat-screen TV
  • Cable channels
  • Radio
  • TV
Food & Drink
  • Fruit
  • Wine/Champagne
    Additional charge
  • Special diet meals (on request)
  • Snack bar
  • Breakfast in the room
  • Bar
  • Minibar
  • Tea/Coffee maker
Internet
Wifi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Parking
Free private parking is available on site (reservation is not needed).
  • Accessible parking
Services
  • Shuttle service
    Additional charge
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Private check-in/out
  • Executive lounge access
  • Laundry
  • Airport shuttle
    Additional charge
  • Room service
Front Desk Services
  • Invoice provided
Safety & security
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Smoke alarms
  • Security alarm
  • Key access
General
  • Designated smoking area
  • Air conditioning
  • Hardwood or parquet floors
  • Heating
  • Soundproof
  • Soundproof rooms
  • Fan
  • Family rooms
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Non-smoking rooms
Accessibility
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Entire unit wheelchair accessible
  • Entire unit located on ground floor
Outdoor swimming pool
Free!
  • Seasonal
  • All ages welcome
  • Saltwater pool
  • Pool/Beach towels
  • Beach chairs/Loungers
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Fenced pool
Spa
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Beach chairs/Loungers
Languages Spoken
  • English

House rules
The Jolly Poacher Retreat takes special requests – add in the next step!

Check-in
From 2:00 PM to 11:30 PM
Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card at check-in.
You need to let the property know what time you'll be arriving in advance.
Check-out
From 10:00 AM to 10:30 AM
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancelation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Enter your stay dates and check the conditions of your selected option.
Children & Beds

Child policies

Children of all ages are welcome.

Children 18 and above will be charged as adults at this property.

To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.

Crib and extra bed policies

0 - 2 years
Extra bed upon request
NZD 80 per child, per night
Crib upon request
Free
3+ years
Extra bed upon request
NZD 80 per person, per night

Prices for cribs and extra beds aren't included in the total price. They'll have to be paid for separately during your stay.

The number of extra beds and cribs allowed depends on the option you choose. Check your selected option for more info.

All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction
There's no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Free!Pets are allowed on request. No extra charges.
Accepted payment methods
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Smoking
Smoking is not allowed.

The fine print
Must-know information for guests at this property

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.

Please inform The Jolly Poacher Retreat of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

Payment before arrival by bank transfer is required. The property will contact you after you book to provide instructions.

FAQs about The Jolly Poacher Retreat

  • The Jolly Poacher Retreat offers the following activities/services (charges may apply):

    • Cycling
    • Playground
    • Pool table
    • Game room
    • Fishing
    • Darts
    • Golf course (within 2 miles)
    • Bicycle rental
    • Swimming pool
    • Horseback riding
  • Yes, this hotel has a pool. See details about the pool and other facilities on this page.

  • The prices at The Jolly Poacher Retreat may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates, hotel's policy etc.). To see prices, enter your dates.

  • Guests staying at The Jolly Poacher Retreat can enjoy a highly-rated breakfast during their stay (guest review score: 8.8).

    Breakfast option(s) include:

    • Continental
    • Breakfast to go
  • The Jolly Poacher Retreat is 4.3 miles from the center of Blenheim. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.

  • Check-in at The Jolly Poacher Retreat is from 2:00 PM, and check-out is until 10:30 AM.

  • Room options at The Jolly Poacher Retreat include:

    • Double
    • Twin/Double