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Located in Cockatoo, within 21 km of Packenham Train Station and 34 km of Dandenong Train Station, Cock or Two Kink House provides accommodation with a garden and free WiFi as well as free private parking for guests who drive. Featuring family rooms, this property also provides guests with a barbecue. The property is non-smoking and is situated 44 km from Chadstone Shopping Mall. At the love hotel every room comes with air conditioning, a wardrobe, a flat-screen TV, a private bathroom, bed linen, towels and a terrace with a garden view. All units will provide guests with a fridge. Victoria Golf Club is 48 km from Cock or Two Kink House. Essendon Fields Airport is 71 km away.

Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 9.7 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

Top location: Highly rated by recent guests (9.7)

Free private parking available on-site


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Room type
Number of guests
 
1 double bed
and
1 sofa bed
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Guest reviews

Categories:

Staff
9.8
Facilities
9.9
Cleanliness
9.8
Comfort
9.8
Value for money
9.8
Location
9.7
Free WiFi
10

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Guests who stayed here loved

  • Rhonda
    Australia Australia
    We loved everything ❤️had so much fun and Tim was excellent couldn’t have wished for anything better perfect in every way thanks Tim
  • Virgona
    Australia Australia
    Tim was very pleased and very nice place to stay very relaxing and clean would stay there again
  • Drusilla
    Australia Australia
    Overall a great experience and night away. Everything was clean and well maintained and the outdoor tub was divine.
  • Phil
    Australia Australia
    Great bush setting and inside, wow, heaps of kinky items to use and have some fun with...we enjoyed every minute of this tranquillity and sexiness. Stay here for that speacial sexy night away!
  • Mel
    Australia Australia
    Very welcoming host Loved the kinky vibe 😉 Great location for walks into Emerald and Gembrook Very comfortable and clean with all the amenities. Great hot tub
  • Michaela
    Australia Australia
    All the toys, all the costumes, that amazing hot tub, that brilliant bed, all the restraints on the couches, ceiling and bed! Everything was brilliant! Thanks so much Tim! 👍
  • Ryan
    Australia Australia
    Everything about the property was absolutely amazing the outdoor area added a nice romantic touch to the vibe!
  • Mark
    New Zealand New Zealand
    Spa was taosty on arrival, host was mint - great place and it's a shame we had been travelling as we were unable to fully utilise the equipment
  • Veronica
    Australia Australia
    Perfect getaway for a kinky night with your partner. Everything was perfect thankyou for the stay.
  • Leigh
    Australia Australia
    Everything it was exactly what we were looking for

Property surroundings

Facilities of Cock or Two Kink House
Great facilities! Review score, 9.9

Most popular facilities

  • Free parking
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Free WiFi
  • Family rooms

Bathroom

  • Toilet paper
  • Towels
  • Towels/sheets (extra fee)
  • Additional toilet
  • Bath or shower
  • Private bathroom
  • Toilet
  • Bathrobe
  • Hairdryer
  • Bath
  • Shower

Bedroom

  • Linen
  • Wardrobe or closet

View

  • Garden view
  • View

Outdoors

  • Outdoor dining area
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Barbecue
  • BBQ facilities
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden

Kitchen

  • Dining table
  • Cleaning products
  • Toaster
  • Kitchenware
  • Electric kettle
  • Microwave
  • Refrigerator
  • Kitchenette

Room Amenities

  • Socket near the bed
  • Sofa bed
  • Clothes rack

Pets
Pets are allowed. No extra charges.

Living Area

  • Dining area
  • Sofa
  • Seating Area

Media & Technology

  • Streaming service (like Netflix)
  • Flat-screen TV
  • TV

Food & Drink

  • Tea/Coffee maker

Internet
WiFi is available in public areas and is free of charge.

Parking
Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is not needed).

    Services

    • Pet bowls

    Safety & security

    • CCTV outside property

    General

    • Air conditioning
    • Non-smoking throughout
    • Hardwood or parquet floors
    • Heating
    • Private entrance
    • Family rooms
    • Non-smoking rooms

    Accessibility

    • Entire unit located on ground floor

    Wellness

    • Open-air bath

    Languages spoken

    • English

    House rules
    Cock or Two Kink House takes special requests - add in the next step!

    Check-in
    From 15:00 to 18:00
    You'll need to let the property know in advance what time you'll arrive.
    Check-out
    From 08:00 to 11:00
    Cancellation/ prepayment
    Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check the conditions of your required option.
    Children and beds

    Child policies

    Children are not allowed.

    Cot and extra bed policies

    Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.

    No age restriction
    There is no age requirement for check-in
    Pets
    Free!Pets are allowed. No extra charges.
    Parties
    Parties/events are not allowed

    The fine print
    Need-to-know information for guests at this property

    Please inform Cock or Two Kink House in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

    This property will not accommodate hen, stag or similar parties.

    Legal information

    This property is managed by a private host. EU consumer law relating to professional hosts might not apply.

    FAQs about Cock or Two Kink House

    • Cock or Two Kink House offers the following activities / services (charges may apply):

      • Open-air bath
    • Yes, Cock or Two Kink House is popular with guests booking family stays.

    • The prices at Cock or Two Kink House may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates you select, hotel's policy etc.). See the prices by entering your dates.

    • Cock or Two Kink House is 550 yards from the centre of Cockatoo. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.

    • Room options at Cock or Two Kink House include:

      • Studio
    • Check-in at Cock or Two Kink House is from 15:00, and check-out is until 11:00.