Escape the Ordinary, Embrace the Udderly Delightful! Let's face it, farm stays are a dime a dozen these days. You've got your obligatory horseback riding (though have you ever seen a horse as grumpy as Mildred down the road?), the lukewarm pool that chills you faster than your ex's texts, and hikes that lead you straight to a grumpy farmer's prize-winning pumpkin patch (true story, it was a tense negotiation). Us? We're different. We're the quirky cousin at the family reunion, the one with the questionable dance moves but the best stories. Step Back in Time (Without the Musty Smell): We boast a history richer than your grandma's fruitcake. Our lovingly restored cottages have witnessed over a century of shenanigans, from housing weary soldiers during the Anglo-Boer War (their names are even etched on the rocks all over – talk about commitment issues!) to becoming the playground for generations of giggling farm kids. You get the charm of the past with the bonus of actual functioning plumbing – because, let's be honest, nobody enjoys a good ol' outhouse experience anymore.

Meet Thea, our Viking-haired host! Think cuddly teddy bear crossed with a warrior queen, sporting the wildest curls this side of Valhalla. Her questionable fashion sense & endless energy are guaranteed to make your stay unforgettable (and comfy!). Prepare for endless energy, questionable stories, and a farm stay that feels like family. Prepare for laughter & endless stories (maybe embellished). #Escape #VikingHospitality #VikingHairDontCare #VikingWelcome

Forget noisy neighbors! We're surrounded by chatty geese, moo-vellous cows, and the occasional startled guinea fowl (don't worry, they're friendly!). Fresh air, starry nights, and peace so quiet you might hear Bella's battle cry practicing for the talent show. Swap honking horns for goose honks & traffic jams for cow naps! Our neighbors are the chatty & the cuddly, not the noisy & the smelly. Breathe in fresh air, not exhaust fumes! #Escape #UdderlyUnique