The Horny Toad Guest House
The Horny Toad Guest House
- Apartments
- Kitchen
- Sea view
- Garden
- BBQ facilities
- Free Wifi
- Terrace
- Balcony
- Free parking
- Air conditioning
The Horny Toad Guest House provides air-conditioned accommodations in Simpson Bay. This beachfront property offers access to a balcony and free Wifi. Parking on-site is available, and the condo hotel features car rental for guests who want to explore the surrounding area. All units come with a terrace with sea views, a fully equipped kitchen with an oven and a microwave, and a private bathroom with walk-in shower. A toaster, a fridge, and stovetop are also available, as well as a coffee machine. At the condo hotel, every unit is fitted with bed linen and towels. During warmer months, you can make use of the barbecue facilities and eat on the private patio. Sightseeing tours are available within easy reach. Guests can also relax in the garden. Simpson Bay Beach is a few steps from the condo hotel, while Kim Sha Beach is a 17-minute walk from the property. Princess Juliana International Airport is a few steps away.
Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 9.7 for a two-person trip.
Distance in property description is calculated using © OpenStreetMap
Most popular amenities
- Free Wifi
- Non-smoking rooms
- Beachfront
- Free parking
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Guests who stayed here loved
Brittany
United States of America“Debbie and Doug were amazing hosts! Room was cleaned everyday, they even did the dishes for us which was unexpected. Parking was easy, and the beach was practically empty everyday which made it feel even more exclusive. Beach front beauty.”
Julian United States of America“Location is about 10 minute walk to local restaurants. I like Roxy Beach one the most.”- Thomas
United Kingdom“Beautiful guest house right in the beach. The host was so helpful and amazing!” - Jean-michel United States of America“Greet views and location on the beach of Simpson Bay”
Kirsten
Canada“Great location and well-run guesthouse! Super friendly and helpful owners, friendly guests. Easy to walk to restaurants on Simpson Bay and good location from which to explore the island. Lovely beach for walking and swimming!”- Sandra
U.S. Virgin Islands“Pleasant staff and great service. Great room amd view.” 
Susan United States of America“Wonderful atmosphere. Loved the location. Everyone was so nice and helpful.”- DDavid United States of America“The staff was extremely accommodating, and the beach was exceptional. We asked if we could drop bags early, and since our room was ready, we were able to put our bags in our room, and were able to check in early. Our flight the next day was later...”
- Katrina United States of America“I visited St. Maarten back in April and was lucky enough to find the Horny Toad Guest House. As I was traveling alone I was worried about safety and getting around. From the moment of my arrival, they met me at the gate to welcome me, helped me...”
- JJean-claude United States of America“The rooms are great, and the guest house is right on the beach. The waters are mostly calm and the beach is well kept up. This was so enjoyable. Hosts Debbie and Doug are just wonderful and accommodating. We love this place.”
Area info
Amenities of The Horny Toad Guest HouseGreat facilities! Review score, 9.5
Most popular amenities
- Free Wifi
- Non-smoking rooms
- Beachfront
- Free parking
ParkingFree public parking is available on site (reservation is not needed).
- Accessible parking
InternetWifi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Kitchen
- Dining table
- Coffee machine
- Toaster
- Stovetop
- Oven
- Kitchenware
- Kitchen
- Microwave
- Refrigerator
- Kitchenette
Bedroom
- Linens
Bathroom
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- Private Bathroom
- Hairdryer
- Shower
Living Area
- Dining area
Room Amenities
- Tile/Marble floor
- Soundproof
- Fan
Outdoors
- Outdoor furniture
- Beachfront
- Outdoor dining area
- Sun deck
- Barbecue
- BBQ facilities
- Patio
- Balcony
- Terrace
- Garden
Spa
- Beach umbrellas
- Beach chairs/Loungers
Food & Drink
- Grocery deliveriesAdditional charge
- Tea/Coffee maker
Activities
- Beach
- Golf course (within 2 miles)
Services & Extras
- Wake-up service
Outdoor & View
- Sea view
- View
Building Characteristics
- Private apartment in building
Transportation
- Car rental
Front Desk Services
- Invoice provided
- Private check-in/out
- Tour desk
Entertainment & Family Services
- Board games/Puzzles
- Books, DVDs or music for children
- Board games/puzzles
Cleaning Services
- Daily housekeeping
- Ironing serviceAdditional charge
- LaundryAdditional charge
Miscellaneous
- Air conditioning
- Smoke-free property
- Soundproof rooms
- Non-smoking rooms
Safety & security
- Fire extinguishers
- CCTV outside property
- CCTV in common areas
- Smoke alarms
- Key access
- Carbon monoxide detector
- Safe
Languages Spoken
- English
House rulesThe Horny Toad Guest House takes special requests – add in the next step!
Child policies
Children not allowed.
Crib and extra bed policies
Cribs and extra beds aren't available at this property.
The fine printMust-know information for guests at this property
This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.
Quiet hours are between 23:00:00 and 07:00:00.
FAQs about The Horny Toad Guest House
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Yes, there are options at this property that have a terrace. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at The Horny Toad Guest House on this page.
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The Horny Toad Guest House can accommodate this group size:
- 2 guests
For more detailed info, check the accommodation option(s) breakdown on this page.
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Yes, there are options at this property that have a balcony. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at The Horny Toad Guest House on this page.
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The nearest beach is 150 feet from The Horny Toad Guest House. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.
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Check-in at The Horny Toad Guest House is from 3:00 PM, and check-out is until 11:00 AM.
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The Horny Toad Guest House is 0.8 miles from the center of Simpson Bay. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.
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The Horny Toad Guest House has the following number of bedrooms:
- 1 bedroom
For more detailed info, check the accommodation option(s) breakdown on this page.
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The prices at The Horny Toad Guest House may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates, hotel's policy etc.). To see prices, enter your dates.
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The Horny Toad Guest House offers the following activities/services (charges may apply):
- Golf course (within 2 miles)
- Beachfront
- Beach
